Well, kids! I suppose that I had finally better give you your first homework assignment. Let's see... ummm... how about you write an article about... someone that had a great impact on your life? Could be a friend, a lover... a pet, even! Sound good? We'll make it due in two weeks.

In other news, I keep hearing about this man auction! I don't know what that is but it sounds curious!

...Um, Selphie, I'm not in the auction, am I? ...Waitaminute...

[[At this point, his leg is cramping up too badly for him to type. xDD]

That's weird! My leg just started to cramp up all of a sudden...

I have no idea why!